What if

What if I mattered
What if I were wonderful
What if I were beautiful
What if I were just good enough

What if I could turn something to nothing
Then maybe I would be
Somebody
Instead of just something
(really nothing)
Just a little bit of something

Worthless.

A Lame Limerick

Scarlet was having a limerick contest on her blog and I entered this piece of sh...I mean, wit.

There once was a troll name of Jim
Who harrassed female bloggers on whim
When he was pushed from a cliff
The chicks all thought it was spiff
And now Jim never will get any trim

It's based on a true story, Folks. Suffice it to say, there really are some grade A fuckheads who get their jollies roaming about saying disgusting stuff to people and then they tweak their millimeter while reading the nasty comments that come back at them because it's the only attention losers like them can get. We're better off just not feeding them but this asshat had me so riled up....GRRRRR!!!!

All right, enough. I don't want to have to reach for the extra strength Valium today. Instead I'll just reach for my favorite fix:

Fukitol, take me away!
xxxooo,
Loony Lily